When a shop assistant says “When you’re ready” and prompts you to tap your card you should:a) physically tap the card (not your forehead)b) whistle dixie for 30 secs THEN tap the card on the consolec) all of the above When a shop assistant says “What can I get you?” you should:a) ask for her… Continue reading Shop Assistants Sayings and Your Replies
When I go for a shower, the first thing I do is get undressed.You know, of course, unless you are Superman, your knickers are the last to take off.When my knickers are dropped, I use my foot to flick them up in the air. This saves me from bending over (and any flattery on your… Continue reading Bathroom Knicker play
Recently, I had an accident on my bike.The bike stopped suddenly and I went over the handlebars.Now that I have recovered, I thought to have a serious talk with the bike. I talked to the bike and said “Don’t be stopping suddenly, OK?” Then I thought wtf am I doing? The bike won ONCE by… Continue reading My Bike wins! (twice!)
I’ve been thinking about Einstein’s E=mc2 Presume 1Kg wood (m)Presume c = 299 792 458 metres per secondTherefore c2 = 89875517873681760 m/s (v)E=mc2 = 1 x c2 = c2. Convert to joules of energy (KE = 0.5m X v2)KE = 4.0388043565312E+33 JKE = 4038804356531200000000000000000000 J Convert J to TNT equivalent.9.6529740834876E+23 Tons Of TNT965 297 408… Continue reading E=Mc2 is a lot!